Seattle, WA - Let’s Play Tourist During A Pandemic! 😷

Time to play tourist - although socially distanced. 😷 Photos at the end! More photos on my Instagram.

I met up with a friend and we visited the first ever Starbucks. We walked and ate our way through a sparsely populated Pike Place Market as I hurriedly took photos. Afterwards, we drove to the suburbs and had some much needed girl chat! Since I got married right after college, I never talked about intimate details of my life with anyone! It would be super awkward, because they’d know my spouse. Also, my ex made it super clear that all aspects of our marriage needed to be kept between us! 🤫

In this new world of dating, dishing about the details of my dating life is super fun and even expected!

After the long drive, my friend and I went to a pebble beach and I took way too many suggestive photos in my new, cheeky bathing suit. 😉 Previously, tons of selfies weren’t really my thing, but now that I’d lost 20 pounds and was back on the market, I had to get some photos of myself to post on my profiles. Little did I know that a blurred background featuring the sides of my bum 🍑 would be a mega hit on Bumble and Tinder. 😅🔥

We ran “errands” and prepared for a girls’ night dance party (that sort of happened). I ended up semi-passing out on the living room couch as I texted an ex-coworker who although was newly engaged 💍 was assertively sharing his feelings of lust for me. According to him, I just needed to say the word and he’d be on a flight to visit me. 🙄

I guess all those years we were friends and coworkers, he was secretly crushing on me. 🤷‍♀️ I think it goes without typing that I didn’t say the word and slipped into a half sleep, half paranoia about my visit to Alaska alone! Would I get taken?? 😬